If I were one inch tall... by Katie K.
If I were one inch tall I'd play in all of our book report dioramas. For dinner I would jump on top of my soda or on a marshmallow in my hot chocolate, get a polly pocket glass, and fill the glass with my drink. Then I would eat one Mackaroni & Cheese noodle. On an ailian game I would hang off of the tv cable and watch. It probubly would'nt do any thing interesting since aliens talk like this in the games :if you can read this, you are good.. So it would be really boring. To get places I would ride my cat. He would get a treat after I rode him. Then I would fly on my paper airplaneand land on my dresser. My step father will come in but I will be nowhere in sight. Then I'llfly to his hair and sit there. Then I would jump on his nose so when he tries to get me down he will hit himself. Then I'll get a parachute (tissue and string) and float down the middle of my stairway. I would just be floating along for a while. Eventually I would land in the kitchen. My cat will blow my parachute back up by moving its paw fast of course for that I would give him a cat treat. Then if it was time for school I would fly to school by tying my paper airplane to my moms car shingles. At school I would hang out with the class pets. And I would have a staring contest with Eragon the bearded dragon. I'd sit inside the diorama doing mini work but good luck reading it. So then I'd just fly out the window for recess. Then for lunch, I'd float downstairs on my parachute.
the quest to find KFC
A long time ago in a planet world thing there was a fat smelly chicken named Matthew and his brother frog fish rabbit guy thing named Nick. Mattew and Nick went on quest to find fried chicken at KFC. Matthew carried a RPD with a grenade launcher and Nick carried ice cream. They went to Texas and went to Hannah Montana and pushed her off the stage and everbody said yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They went to San Diego and found two people that said they would help find KFC. Their names were Gaz and Steve. Gaz said to go to Kentucky. Steve is an old crazy kook. So they went to Kentucky and found a guy named Dakotah the fart master he farted in everones face. Gaz went to Bobland and found a rare animal named The Tyler.The Tyler is a monkey fish dog cat thing. Gaz said "oh my, what the heck is that thing." When they found KFC they went into KFC and asked for extra large greasy bucket of fried chicken. Bob the owner gave them a nuke instead. They bit into the nuke and said "oh my", kaboom!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bob was actually a robot. They jumped out and watched it fly into space. Matthew started shooting randomly into space but the robot is indestructable. Bob said "yes". Tyler went back to Bobland.Matthew got everbody rocket shoes and flew to space.Gaz and the Fat Smelly Chicken looked on the planets and found a new planet called Colin planet and Gaz camped out in a camp site and found an alien named Time Keeper. His wepon is the ray gun.Colin said he saw a KFC float by today and he said a robot said I need a life.Gaz went back to the camp and went to a another planet called Adam land and found another alien named Trek. Trek carried the wonder waffle dg. So they went to a moon called The Gulag. They looked everywhere for KFC and they found Bob and The Tyler work togther. The Tyler set a trap for them to walk into.They went into KFC and flew to McDonalds. Matthew said "oh come on, we went from place to place and this happens. This stinks!" Trek said "come on , me and Gaz will look for McDonalds.They found McDonalds and went to the drive through.May I take your order? Uhhh yeah, I would like a Big Mac. Oh yeah do you know where Bob is? Uh yes, he is at the KFC in Utah, said the cashier. TO BE CONTINUED
WORMS by Katie K.
Worms a.k.a wormies live underground in tunnles that they dig to help earth breath. Worms make compost out of fruits,dirt,and other stuff. Compost especially from worms is good for trees. So that is alot of help to the earth. Really I mean tiney spineles creatures can help earth
more than us.Onestley who thought that tiny creatures are bigger than us?! If we can't help
earth we are of smaller matter to earth than worms, worms help earth 99% more than us some
of us don't even care!! Some people think that thair better than earth so they don't need to help
are they right? NO! that is rediculus how many people envey themselves over earth! Its like earth does'nt matter but it does matter allot!! We won't always have such a healthy earth so
who comes to help? worms! And we arn't even doing that good! Everyone who thinks that thair
to good for earth should be ashamed of themselves! Because your all WRONG! Earth what if it wasn'tthere where would we be?! I can not beleive how many selfish people are out there leaving it olnley to the people and worms that care!!!!!!!!!! People should be just like worms and helpthe earth! But nooo we don't do it at all!!!!!!!!! We should also be nice to worms because of thair hard work! If you see one give it a tiny peice of lettuce for its hard work.
more than us.Onestley who thought that tiny creatures are bigger than us?! If we can't help
earth we are of smaller matter to earth than worms, worms help earth 99% more than us some
of us don't even care!! Some people think that thair better than earth so they don't need to help
are they right? NO! that is rediculus how many people envey themselves over earth! Its like earth does'nt matter but it does matter allot!! We won't always have such a healthy earth so
who comes to help? worms! And we arn't even doing that good! Everyone who thinks that thair
to good for earth should be ashamed of themselves! Because your all WRONG! Earth what if it wasn'tthere where would we be?! I can not beleive how many selfish people are out there leaving it olnley to the people and worms that care!!!!!!!!!! People should be just like worms and helpthe earth! But nooo we don't do it at all!!!!!!!!! We should also be nice to worms because of thair hard work! If you see one give it a tiny peice of lettuce for its hard work.
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